michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)

itsnickstirr said:

I hate your stinkin guts!😠


No you don’t, you love me.😜😘😊


movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort)

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial)